If the "social contract" were written down, would you sign it?

Imagine your friend “Ann” confides in you that her boyfriend "Don" wants her to sign the following “relationship contract”:

Without Don’s permission, Ann may not:

• Apply for a job.

• Buy raw milk.

• Buy insulin.

• Buy birth control.

• Buy anything.

• Sell lemonade.

• Sell anything.

• Hire a doctor.

• Hire a barista.

• Hire anyone.

• Invite overseas friends to visit.

• Drink a beer.

• Smoke a joint.

• Open a bank account.

• Build a cottage.

• Grow grain.

• Collect rainwater.

• Drive anywhere.

• Fly anywhere.

• Leave the country.

• Break up with Don.

Ann must pay Don a fee whenever she:

• Buys anything.

• Sells anything.

• Hires anyone.

• Earns anything.

• Starts a business.

• Invests in a business.

• Breaks up with him.

• Dies.

To ensure obedience, Don may …

• Listen to Ann’s phone calls, texts, emails.

• Monitor Ann’s bank accounts, credit cards, and electronic payment accounts.

• Track her movements.

In return, Don promises he will …

• Pretend to care about Ann.

• Listen to her complaints every four years.

• Take out an unlimited amount of debt in Ann's name.

• Buy tanks, boats, guns, jets for her "protection".

• Pay cops/soldiers to beat / cage / kill strangers for her "protection".

• Investigate himself for any wrongdoing.

If Ann fails to abide by any of the terms of the contract, Don may …

• Fine her.

• Seize her house, car, or bank account.

• Lock her in a cage.

• Beat her with a club..

• Shoot her in the head.

Would you sign this contract? Should Ann sign this contract?