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title: "This is why we can't have nice things.  Paraphasing Adam Katz: A guy…"
date: 2012-06-15
source: facebook
type: Archer T. Ships shared a photo.
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# This is why we can't have nice things.  Paraphasing Adam Katz: A guy…

*June 15, 2012 · Facebook*

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This is why we can\'t have nice things. Paraphasing Adam Katz:\
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A guy takes LSD and goes for a swim. He\'s is rescued before the Coast Guard arrives, but when they do arrive they politely give him 3 choices: 1) Stay on the platform you\'re on. 2) Go back to your boat. 3) Go to the hospital. Naked acid guy takes option #4. He jumps overboard, swims to shore, and starts running\... all while naked.\"
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