Via Ryan McDermott:
"Burning man preparation guide:
1) Get a blender and fill it with drywall
2) Put your face over the top of the blender
3) Turn up different horrible techno music as loud as it will go on all the stereos in your house. Except one. Put bananaphone on that one.
4) Turn on the blender
While this is happening, have the biggest, nakedest hippie you can find give you a giant bear hug. When everything is done, burn your garage down."
"Burning man preparation guide:
1) Get a blender and fill it with drywall
2) Put your face over the top of the blender
3) Turn up different horrible techno music as loud as it will go on all the stereos in your house. Except one. Put bananaphone on that one.
4) Turn on the blender
While this is happening, have the biggest, nakedest hippie you can find give you a giant bear hug. When everything is done, burn your garage down."