Government shutdown today! No more war! Woohoo! What? Oh. Well, no…

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Government shutdown today! No more war! Woohoo!

What? Oh.

Well, no more DEA!

Really??

No more NSA! No more TSA!

Seriously? "Government shutdown" appears to mean as much as a "masturbation shutdown" at an all boy's boarding school.