Here's mine: Barefoot midget tosses jewelry into volcano. Psychic…

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Here's mine:

Barefoot midget tosses jewelry into volcano.
Psychic rabbit sparks Nazi rabbit's downfall.
British school kids murder closeted queen.
Prince takes drugs, rides desert worms.
Man kills death, becomes death incarnate.
Confectionist lures, then poisons selfish children.

Via @[721723249:2048:Megan Thorsen].