Guys, I think I'm coming round to Giant Meteor...
Giant Meteor cannot be bought by special interests!
Giant Meteor did not vote for the Iraq war!
Giant Meteor did not vote for the NSA spy program!
Giant Meteor did not vote for the TARP bailout!
Giant Meteor does not believe corporations are people!
Giant Meteor does not want to take your weed away!
Giant Meteor does not want to take your guns away!
Giant Meteor does not want to deport Mexicans!
Giant Meteor is not a career politician!
Giant Meteor does not judge based on race, creed, sexuality, or religion!
Giant Meteor does not eat meat!
Giant Meteor does not care which bathroom you use!
Giant Meteor does not care the gender of your marriage partner!
Giant Meteor will personally end all women's unwanted pregnancies!
Giant Meteor will end war in the Middle East!
Giant Meteor will stop overfishing!
Giant Meteor will lower your taxes!
Giant Meteor will end world hunger!
Giant Meteor will stop overpopulation!
Vote Giant Meteor!
Giant Meteor cannot be bought by special interests!
Giant Meteor did not vote for the Iraq war!
Giant Meteor did not vote for the NSA spy program!
Giant Meteor did not vote for the TARP bailout!
Giant Meteor does not believe corporations are people!
Giant Meteor does not want to take your weed away!
Giant Meteor does not want to take your guns away!
Giant Meteor does not want to deport Mexicans!
Giant Meteor is not a career politician!
Giant Meteor does not judge based on race, creed, sexuality, or religion!
Giant Meteor does not eat meat!
Giant Meteor does not care which bathroom you use!
Giant Meteor does not care the gender of your marriage partner!
Giant Meteor will personally end all women's unwanted pregnancies!
Giant Meteor will end war in the Middle East!
Giant Meteor will stop overfishing!
Giant Meteor will lower your taxes!
Giant Meteor will end world hunger!
Giant Meteor will stop overpopulation!
Vote Giant Meteor!