So my friend M. got a new dog. Let's call her "Shakes". Shakes is a…

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So my friend M. got a new dog. Let's call her "Shakes". Shakes is a sweetheart, but something of a terror--chewing up furniture, digging holes in the yard, and clawing through the walls.

M. is a gentle soul, kindhearted, and all about plants, horses, cats, and now Shakes. She adores Shakes.

Recently, she posted a video of some baby otters chirping. "Shakes ears perk up whenever she hears this. Or any baby animals, really. She's so attentive! She'd make a good mama someday, so motherly."

Which is when I pipe up "Or she likes to eat babies!"

I know M. commented in return, but I don't know what she said, as the post has since disappeared.

I fear the worst.