"Do you have any place where I can store [cardboard boxes]…

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"Do you have any place where I can store [cardboard boxes] temporarily?"

"No, I'm sorry, we don't have much storage at the moment."

[Leaves boxes outside her room door for 24 hours.]

2016-10-29: "As I explained yesterday, you're not allowed to store things outside of your room. Please bring the cardboard boxes outside your door into your room, or dispose of them. Thanks ! "

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Are you going to be here all the time?

Yes, most of the time.

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One of my guests is irritating the hell out of me. She's the most demanding guest I've had in four months, and she's been here less than a day. A recent exchange:

"So you don't have a printer?"
"No, we don't have a printer."
"So what do you do if you need to print something?"
"I go to Fedex or borrow a friend's printer"
"Oh"
"There's an Office Depot nearby. They will print things for you."
"Does it cost a lot of money?"
"I'm not sure what you consider a lot of money. They charge $0.10 to $0.20/page"