Democrats be like Saruman, "Give us the ring of power, you don't want that Sauron dude to get it, do you? Also, Saruman worked so hard for this."
And Libertarians be like "Nah, man. No human should have this much power. Gotta throw the ring into the lava, destroy it altogether."
Sauron and Saruman together, "No, we wants it! We needs it! Evil hobbitzes, we could do so much good with the Ring!"
And Libertarians be like "Nah, man. No human should have this much power. Gotta throw the ring into the lava, destroy it altogether."
Sauron and Saruman together, "No, we wants it! We needs it! Evil hobbitzes, we could do so much good with the Ring!"