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title: "A friend asks: "At the end of the day, if you believe the…"
date: 2016-10-16
source: facebook
type: Archer T. Ships updated his status.
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# A friend asks: "At the end of the day, if you believe the…

*October 16, 2016 · Facebook*

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A friend asks:\
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\"At the end of the day, if you believe the allegations\...what are you more comfortable voting for? Someone who lies? Or someone who sexually assaults women?\"\
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My answer:\
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You know that old Mom\'s trick where she offers her toddler a choice between broccoli and cauliflower?\
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\"Which one do you want, dear? It\'s your choice.\"\
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\"Bullshit, this is a false dichotomy, Mom. Gimme some of the Skittles you\'re bogarting in the pantry.\"\
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Also, instead of broccoli and cauliflower, it\'s rat poison and hobo socks. And Mom\'s an alcoholic schizophrenic with masochistic tendencies and a memory disorder.\"
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