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title: "Via @[1523737329:2048:Alyssa Vance] "Many are suggesting that the…"
date: 2019-03-15
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# Via @[1523737329:2048:Alyssa Vance] "Many are suggesting that the…

*March 15, 2019 · Facebook*

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[https://www.theonion.com/world-death-rate-holding-steady-at-100-percent-1819564171](https://www.theonion.com/world-death-rate-holding-steady-at-100-percent-1819564171){target="_blank"}
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Via @\[1523737329:2048:Alyssa Vance\]\
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\"Many are suggesting that the high mortality rate represents a massive failure on the part of the planet\'s health care workers.\
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\"The inability of doctors and scientists to adequately address this issue of death is nothing less than a scandal,\" concerned parent Marcia Gretto said. \"Do you have any idea what a full-blown case of death looks like? Well, I do, and believe me, it\'s not pretty. In prolonged cases, total decomposition of the corpse is the result.\"\
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\"Everybody talks about death,\" Sen. Pete Domenici (R-NM) said, \"but nobody seems to actually be doing anything about it. I propose we stop molly-coddling death, not to mention the multi-billion-dollar hospital, mortuary, funeral and burial industries that reap huge profits from it.\"\
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Under Domenici\'s new bill, all federal funds will be withheld from the medical industry until it \"gets serious and starts cracking down on death.\"
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