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title: "Babies and alcoholics are basically identical as roommates except one…"
date: 2019-12-08
source: facebook
type: Archer T. Ships updated his status.
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# Babies and alcoholics are basically identical as roommates except one…

*December 8, 2019 · Facebook*

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Babies and alcoholics are basically identical as roommates except one you\'re legally obligated to bathe and feed.\
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Reasons:\
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1. They cry a lot\
2. They vomit a lot\
3. They drink a lot\
4. They soil themselves\
5. Walking is problematic\
6. They demand attention\
7. Never help with chores\
8. Happy to sad very fast\
9. Corners of furniture are their nemesis\
10. Extremely inconsiderate\
11. You shouldn\'t give them alcohol\
12. It\'s hard for sober people to talk to them.\
13. Need to be put to bed often\
14. Nap in inconvenient places\
15. Take stuff without asking\
16. It\'s alarming when they wander into the streets\
17. They should not drive\
18. They annoy other people at the restaurant\
19. They Grab boobs without permission\
20. They throw their stuff all over the floor\
21. They make poor financial decisions\
22. You probably shouldn\'t have sex with them\
23. They make ridiculous demands\
24. They often don\'t smell so good\
25. They get angry if they don\'t drink multiple times per day
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