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title: "@james tabeek: ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what…"
date: 2020-01-29
source: facebook
type: Archer T. Ships updated his status.
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# @james tabeek: ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what…

*January 29, 2020 · Facebook*

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\@james tabeek:\
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ALL THE WITNESSES: Ok we all agree. This is what happened.\
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REPUBLICANS: None of you were in the room!\
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BOLTON: \*raises hand\* Well I was in the\...\
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REPUBLICANS: Who asked you?! Shut up! You're a liberal pawn!\
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BOLTON: Um\... I'm actually I'm a lifelong Republican and I was literally Trump's national security advi\...\
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REPUBLICANS: Shut your mustache! Somebody bring back the first national security advisor.\
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FLYNN: \*in orange jumpsuit\* Hey sorry guys I'm in jail lol.\
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REPUBLICANS: What? Why?\
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FLYNN: For lying to the FBI about the Russia investigation.\
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REPUBLICANS: Well what idiot told you to do that?!\
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FLYNN: The Pres\...\
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REPUBLICANS: Shut up! No one believes either of you!\
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KELLY: \*raises hand\* I believe them. And I was Trump's Chief of sta\...\
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REPUBLICANS: Shut up! Let's talk to the real chief of staff. Who is he?\
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MULVANEY: \*raises hand\* It's me.\
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REPUBLICANS: Shit. Never mind.\
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PARNAS: \*raises hand\* I was also in the room. In fact, here's a cell phone video of the President saying that\...\
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REPUBLICANS: Wait what?! How in hell did you sneak a cell phone into a meeting with the President?\
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PARNAS: It was easy I just walked right in and\...\
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REPUBLICANS: Shut up! You're a criminal!\
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PARNAS: Correct. And I just walked right into\...\
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TRUMP: I don't know him.\
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PARNAS: And here's 500 pictures of me with the President because we're besties.\
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REPUBLICANS: Wait\... What idiot introduced you to the President??\
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PARNAS: His personal lawyer.\
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REPUBLICANS: Cohen??\
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COHEN: \*also in orange jumpsuit\* Hey no sorry guys I'm in jail too.\
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REPUBLICANS: Why?\
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COHEN: For campaign finance violations.\
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REPUBLICANS: Who's campaign?\
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COHEN: The Pres\...\
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REPUBLICANS: Shut up!\
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PARNAS: It was Giuliani.\
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YOVANOVITCH: Giuliani! That's the guy who had me fired from my job!\
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REPUBLICANS: Who are you??\
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YOVANOVITCH: I was the ambassador to Ukraine.\
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REPUBLICANS: Wait, you had her fired? Do you work for the government??\
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GIULIANI: Nope.\
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REPUBLICANS: Well who is the ambassador to the European Union??\
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SONDLAND: \*raises hand\* Me. I was also in the roo\...\
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REPUBLICANS: F@\$&!!!\
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PUTIN: \*rubs his bare chest\*
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