"My wife owns Ritual Coffee Roasters. She’s not like me. She’s nice.…

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"My wife owns Ritual Coffee Roasters. She’s not like me. She’s nice. You’d like her. You’d really like her coffee. Her company laid off 44 of the 85 employees and she is scrambling to come up with some way to make payroll. If you buy coffee anyway, please consider buying a subscription to Ritual. For yourself and/or perhaps as a gift to someone else. You can set it up any way you’d like. Coffee can come once a week or twice a month or whatever. For as long as you wish. You will be supporting a local, woman-owned small business that sources its coffee from coffee producers they know personally (slavery-free).

And in a roundabout way, you will be supporting me (and my kids).

I trust that every one of you is exploiting this global pandemic to learn to play the ukulele or read the classics. Deep clean your fridges, motherfuckers!

Many thanks, chicken"