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title: "A mad god appears to you and says: "You must start a restaurant. That…"
date: 2020-10-14
source: facebook
type: Archer T. Ships updated his status.
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# A mad god appears to you and says: "You must start a restaurant. That…

*October 14, 2020 · Facebook*

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A mad god appears to you and says:\
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\"You must start a restaurant.\
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That restaurant can only serve one main course, one side dish, and one drink. You must pick \_one\_ recipe for each (main, side, drink)\--no waving your hand at a general category (bread, pizza, etc).\
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That single meal must be sufficiently nutritious that customers could live in good health for at least a year eating solely at your restaurant.\
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At the end of the first year, your restaurant must be at least as profitable as the median new restaurant.\
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If you fail, you die.\"\
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What\'s your recipe?\
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EDIT: Assume for the sake of argument that water is also freely available to the guests.
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