"I apologize for getting caught being a hypocrite. I don't actually…

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"I apologize for getting caught being a hypocrite. I don't actually think I'm a hypocrite, because laws don't apply to me. I'm not disease ridden like the rest of you peasants! But I was reminded that I need to appease you so that you will vote for me. So I'll just make the excuse that I'm a better husband and father than you low lifes."

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