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title: "Dream journal.  Probably boring, unless you're into that sort of…"
date: 2020-12-02
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# Dream journal.  Probably boring, unless you're into that sort of…

*December 2, 2020 · Facebook*

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Dream journal. Probably boring, unless you\'re into that sort of thing.\
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Dream #1: I\'m baby Yoda. But baby Yoda with the intellect and libido of a 50 year old man. Like Baby Herman from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.\
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Jesus, could that movie even be made today? Anyway, Jon Favreau should make a blooper\'s real with Baby Yoda as Baby Herman.\
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Dream #2:\
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I\'m in college again. But this time, I have an oxycontin addiction. One of the biochem profs is an absentminded prof in the med school. Somehow, if I persuade him I\'m traveling overseas for a student exchange program, he\'ll write me a scrip for oxycontin.\
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So, I go to his class (which I\'m not in). But surprise! Joe Biden is substitute teaching today! Uncle Joe also has an oxycontin addiction. Biden realizes that if he writes me a prescription for three bottles of oxycontin, he can keep two for himself.\
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Now, I\'m Joe Biden, gobbling down oxycontin pills straight from the bottle. The campus police suspect me of something. I pretend to fall ill to mask my dope sickness.\
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#dreamjournal
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