Apple's classic ad hasn't aged well. So I updated it for modern sensibilities:
Here’s to the normies. The full-of-shits. The cell guards. The tattle-tales. The round pegs in the round holes. The drones who see things all the same. They’re fond of rules, and they fear the status that is not quo. You may gloat with them, flatter them, glorify, and worship them. But among many things you cannot do is dissent from them. Because they rule things. They crush the human soul. And while many fancy themselves to be royalty, fear their madness. Because people who are arrogant enough to think they rule the world, are never the ones who should.
Here’s to the normies. The full-of-shits. The cell guards. The tattle-tales. The round pegs in the round holes. The drones who see things all the same. They’re fond of rules, and they fear the status that is not quo. You may gloat with them, flatter them, glorify, and worship them. But among many things you cannot do is dissent from them. Because they rule things. They crush the human soul. And while many fancy themselves to be royalty, fear their madness. Because people who are arrogant enough to think they rule the world, are never the ones who should.