"HUGE LOT OF TOILET TISSUE ROLLS OFFERED FOR SALE, THE PRICE IS
ONE MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS, $1,000,000
MUST PURCHASE ENTIRE LOT, WILL NOT BREAKDOWN THIS BULK LOAD FOR YOU LITTLE PEASANT OPERATORS.
YOU DUMMIES THINKING YOURE SELLING THIS FROM THE BACK OF YOUR MINIVAN, DONT CONTACT ME. THIS WOULDNT FIT IN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE."
https://newyork.craigslist.org/que/for/d/astoria-rolls-toilet-paper/7297815140.html
ONE MILLION AMERICAN DOLLARS, $1,000,000
MUST PURCHASE ENTIRE LOT, WILL NOT BREAKDOWN THIS BULK LOAD FOR YOU LITTLE PEASANT OPERATORS.
YOU DUMMIES THINKING YOURE SELLING THIS FROM THE BACK OF YOUR MINIVAN, DONT CONTACT ME. THIS WOULDNT FIT IN YOUR ENTIRE HOUSE."
https://newyork.craigslist.org/que/for/d/astoria-rolls-toilet-paper/7297815140.html