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title: "Perfect woman?  Hardly.  Clearly, you haven't tasted a ham sandwich…"
date: 2021-09-03
source: twitter
tweet_id: "1433915852164796418"
original_url: "https://x.com/i/web/status/1433915852164796418"
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# Perfect woman?  Hardly.  Clearly, you haven't tasted a ham sandwich…

*September 3, 2021 · Twitter/X*

Perfect woman? Hardly. Clearly, you haven\'t tasted a ham sandwich made by a Real Doll yet. Just terrible, way too much mustard. [\@AbyssCreations](https://x.com/AbyssCreations){target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"} [#toomuchmustard](https://x.com/hashtag/toomuchmustard){target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"} [#RealDolls](https://x.com/hashtag/RealDolls){target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"} [https://x.com/DrProudman/status/1433843027991273529](https://x.com/DrProudman/status/1433843027991273529){target="_blank" rel="noopener noreferrer"}