I love this.
"Who's Your Daddy is a cheap online game for two players. One player is a daddy, the other is a baby. Daddy's job is to protect the baby from harm for a few minutes. Baby's job is to crawl around and kill itself as quickly as possible. Just to repeat that: the baby wins by dying."
https://www.pcgamer.com/we-played-a-game-that-pits-a-suicidal-baby-against-a-protective-parent/
"Who's Your Daddy is a cheap online game for two players. One player is a daddy, the other is a baby. Daddy's job is to protect the baby from harm for a few minutes. Baby's job is to crawl around and kill itself as quickly as possible. Just to repeat that: the baby wins by dying."
https://www.pcgamer.com/we-played-a-game-that-pits-a-suicidal-baby-against-a-protective-parent/