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title: "Timeline photos "An attempt on my life by the Jedi has left me…"
date: 2023-05-12
source: facebook
type: Archer T. Ships added a new photo.
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# Timeline photos "An attempt on my life by the Jedi has left me…

*May 12, 2023 · Facebook*

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\"An attempt on my life by the Jedi has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger,\" said Feinstein to roaring applause. \"I feel great now! The Democrat Party is a pathway to many abilities some would consider to be\... unnatural.\"\
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Feinstein then said proclaimed that she hopes to serve in Congress for another 100 years.\
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\"Power! Unlimited power!\" shouted the scarred senator over the applause while whirling her electric wheelchair in circles until it ran over the foot of Senator Bernie Sanders. \"\
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[https://babylonbee.com/news/feinstein-says-a-recent-jedi-attempt-on-her-life-has-left-her-scarred-and-deformed/](https://babylonbee.com/news/feinstein-says-a-recent-jedi-attempt-on-her-life-has-left-her-scarred-and-deformed/){target="_blank"}
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