The issue is not that you prefer her looks, the issue is that you...

August 31, 2023 at 10:49 AM  ·  Comment — Jason Brennan's post  ·  View on Facebook  ·  Markdown source

The issue is not that you prefer her looks, the issue is that you refuse to share her. Ethics demands that you hotties become swingers so that the random distribution of hotness is more equally distributed. As an intelligent, ethical, hottie, I'm sure Lauren will see the inescapable logic of this mandate once you lay it out for her.