This is why we can't have nice things. Paraphasing Adam Katz:
A guy takes LSD and goes for a swim. He's is rescued before the Coast Guard arrives, but when they do arrive they politely give him 3 choices: 1) Stay on the platform you're on. 2) Go back to your boat. 3) Go to the hospital. Naked acid guy takes option #4. He jumps overboard, swims to shore, and starts running... all while naked."
A guy takes LSD and goes for a swim. He's is rescued before the Coast Guard arrives, but when they do arrive they politely give him 3 choices: 1) Stay on the platform you're on. 2) Go back to your boat. 3) Go to the hospital. Naked acid guy takes option #4. He jumps overboard, swims to shore, and starts running... all while naked."