A friend asks:
"At the end of the day, if you believe the allegations...what are you more comfortable voting for? Someone who lies? Or someone who sexually assaults women?"
My answer:
You know that old Mom's trick where she offers her toddler a choice between broccoli and cauliflower?
"Which one do you want, dear? It's your choice."
"Bullshit, this is a false dichotomy, Mom. Gimme some of the Skittles you're bogarting in the pantry."
Also, instead of broccoli and cauliflower, it's rat poison and hobo socks. And Mom's an alcoholic schizophrenic with masochistic tendencies and a memory disorder."
"At the end of the day, if you believe the allegations...what are you more comfortable voting for? Someone who lies? Or someone who sexually assaults women?"
My answer:
You know that old Mom's trick where she offers her toddler a choice between broccoli and cauliflower?
"Which one do you want, dear? It's your choice."
"Bullshit, this is a false dichotomy, Mom. Gimme some of the Skittles you're bogarting in the pantry."
Also, instead of broccoli and cauliflower, it's rat poison and hobo socks. And Mom's an alcoholic schizophrenic with masochistic tendencies and a memory disorder."