Babies and alcoholics are basically identical as roommates except one you're legally obligated to bathe and feed.
Reasons:
1. They cry a lot
2. They vomit a lot
3. They drink a lot
4. They soil themselves
5. Walking is problematic
6. They demand attention
7. Never help with chores
8. Happy to sad very fast
9. Corners of furniture are their nemesis
10. Extremely inconsiderate
11. You shouldn't give them alcohol
12. It's hard for sober people to talk to them.
13. Need to be put to bed often
14. Nap in inconvenient places
15. Take stuff without asking
16. It's alarming when they wander into the streets
17. They should not drive
18. They annoy other people at the restaurant
19. They Grab boobs without permission
20. They throw their stuff all over the floor
21. They make poor financial decisions
22. You probably shouldn't have sex with them
23. They make ridiculous demands
24. They often don't smell so good
25. They get angry if they don't drink multiple times per day
Reasons:
1. They cry a lot
2. They vomit a lot
3. They drink a lot
4. They soil themselves
5. Walking is problematic
6. They demand attention
7. Never help with chores
8. Happy to sad very fast
9. Corners of furniture are their nemesis
10. Extremely inconsiderate
11. You shouldn't give them alcohol
12. It's hard for sober people to talk to them.
13. Need to be put to bed often
14. Nap in inconvenient places
15. Take stuff without asking
16. It's alarming when they wander into the streets
17. They should not drive
18. They annoy other people at the restaurant
19. They Grab boobs without permission
20. They throw their stuff all over the floor
21. They make poor financial decisions
22. You probably shouldn't have sex with them
23. They make ridiculous demands
24. They often don't smell so good
25. They get angry if they don't drink multiple times per day