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Dream journal. Probably boring, unless you're into that sort of thing.
Dream #1: I'm baby Yoda. But baby Yoda with the intellect and libido of a 50 year old man. Like Baby Herman from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
Jesus, could that movie even be made today? Anyway, Jon Favreau should make a blooper's real with Baby Yoda as Baby Herman.
Dream #2:
I'm in college again. But this time, I have an oxycontin addiction. One of the biochem profs is an absentminded prof in the med school. Somehow, if I persuade him I'm traveling overseas for a student exchange program, he'll write me a scrip for oxycontin.
So, I go to his class (which I'm not in). But surprise! Joe Biden is substitute teaching today! Uncle Joe also has an oxycontin addiction. Biden realizes that if he writes me a prescription for three bottles of oxycontin, he can keep two for himself.
Now, I'm Joe Biden, gobbling down oxycontin pills straight from the bottle. The campus police suspect me of something. I pretend to fall ill to mask my dope sickness.
#dreamjournal
Dream #1: I'm baby Yoda. But baby Yoda with the intellect and libido of a 50 year old man. Like Baby Herman from Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
▶ Watch on YouTube
Jesus, could that movie even be made today? Anyway, Jon Favreau should make a blooper's real with Baby Yoda as Baby Herman.
Dream #2:
I'm in college again. But this time, I have an oxycontin addiction. One of the biochem profs is an absentminded prof in the med school. Somehow, if I persuade him I'm traveling overseas for a student exchange program, he'll write me a scrip for oxycontin.
So, I go to his class (which I'm not in). But surprise! Joe Biden is substitute teaching today! Uncle Joe also has an oxycontin addiction. Biden realizes that if he writes me a prescription for three bottles of oxycontin, he can keep two for himself.
Now, I'm Joe Biden, gobbling down oxycontin pills straight from the bottle. The campus police suspect me of something. I pretend to fall ill to mask my dope sickness.
#dreamjournal