If buying guns were like voting:
Annual shootings at schools, libraries, and government buildings would be welcome.
"In Australia, it would be illegal to not own a gun and they would give you a sausage when you buy one."
You'd be able to buy a gun by mail to your home.
Guns would be free, and everyone over 18 would get one.
Democrats would complain that black people didn't have enough guns.
If voting were like buying a gun:
In many cities, you'd have to ask the Sheriff for permission to vote, which he can deny for any reason.
In many cities, you'd have to justify--in detail, in writing--why you wanted to vote. If your answer isn't good enough, you can't vote.
In order to vote, you'd have to take a 4 hour civics lesson, and wait 30 days.
In many cities, only police, politicians and their friends would be allowed to vote.
Annual shootings at schools, libraries, and government buildings would be welcome.
"In Australia, it would be illegal to not own a gun and they would give you a sausage when you buy one."
You'd be able to buy a gun by mail to your home.
Guns would be free, and everyone over 18 would get one.
Democrats would complain that black people didn't have enough guns.
If voting were like buying a gun:
In many cities, you'd have to ask the Sheriff for permission to vote, which he can deny for any reason.
In many cities, you'd have to justify--in detail, in writing--why you wanted to vote. If your answer isn't good enough, you can't vote.
In order to vote, you'd have to take a 4 hour civics lesson, and wait 30 days.
In many cities, only police, politicians and their friends would be allowed to vote.